We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
vagina is talking i cant
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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