do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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