well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
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Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
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YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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