apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
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Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
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She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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