I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
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Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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