I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
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She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
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I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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