Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Randomize
