If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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