my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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