Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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