is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
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