My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
Randomize
