Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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