I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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