My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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