If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
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