Duck Duck Cougar?
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
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You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
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My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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