For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
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woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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