just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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