Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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