oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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