I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
this beer tastes like vomit already
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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