Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
He kissed a someone with a penis
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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