He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Randomize
