i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
you didnt know i had herpes?
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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