how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
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My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
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I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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