i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
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just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
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Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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