We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
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if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
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Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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