Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
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you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
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You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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