I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
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had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
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Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
where are my eyebrows?
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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