Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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