Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
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Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
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Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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