I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
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I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
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I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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