Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
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There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
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am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
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