A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
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I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
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Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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