Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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