Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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