he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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