So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
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I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
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Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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