And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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