You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
soo... how was my night?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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