I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
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I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
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Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
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