I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
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he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
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A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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