Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
