I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
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it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
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Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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