when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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