Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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