Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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