try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
nutella sex= disaster
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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