So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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