it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
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I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
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She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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