We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
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