thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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