I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
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