Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I'm like, not good at living.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
