Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
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Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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